1. An ordinary man, who upon betrothal, transforms into a pastry-tasting, "Save the Date" card obsessed know-it-all.
2. A bride's worst nightmare.

Maybe you've never seen one yourself, but he's out there. Bridezilla's evil twin: Groomzilla. He's real, all right. He's armed with color swatches and his very own copy of Modern Bride--and he's here to plan your wedding...

Once upon a time, wedding planning was the bride's project. But if you're recently engaged, than you just might have a Groomzilla on your hands.

Craig Bridger was a Groomzilla and lived to tell the tale. Inside, he'll help you tame your Groomzilla before all hells breaks loose. You'll get groom-tested advice, tactics, scientific* charts, and a free set of steak knives*.

It's your wedding. Groomzilla can't have it. Maybe he can borrow it* if he behaves.

*Not true
*Also, technically, not true
* Don't let him borrow it

Surviving Groomzilla is a terrible guide, as proper guides go. That's because the author, let's face it, has no business guiding anybody through any undertaking - not to mention one as fraught with tension, arcane etiquette and wicked step-sisters as a wedding. But, as a send-up of ridiculous wedding excess, as a sharp tack in Groomzilla's plush pleather seat, it ain't bad.

Surviving Groomzilla is a laugh-out-loud-funny book that dresses like a  wedding guide to poke fun at men who find themselves swept into wedding mania. Anyone planning a wedding will recognize a piece of themselves--and their fiances--in these pages.

Ladies, it's like this: The world has ridiculed Bridezilla for long enough. It's time for a little payback. Get ready to laugh at Groomzilla.

In bookstores everywhere. Order yours now.